- Sgt. Phil Esterhaus: Alright, that's it, let's roll. Hey!
- [holds up index finger]
- Sgt. Phil Esterhaus: Lets be careful out there.
- Joyce Davenport: Are you quite finished?
- Officer J.D. LaRue: No ma'am, I never seem to quite finish for hours and hours...
- Officer Bobby Hill: [finding their squad car stolen, Renko's furious, trying to calm him down] Renko, we lose a couple of cars a month.
- Sgt. Mick Belker: Alright! 3 years ago I bit off a nose, one lousy nose! And I'm branded for life! You think I don't know what you call me? Belker the Biter!
- Capt. Frank Furillo: [finding out two cops went to the wrong address, arrested an innocent man, and beat him with a board, issuing them to release him] Don't hurt him anymore. Don't touch him. Don't even shake his hand!