Home Improvement (TV Series)

'Twas the Blight Before Christmas (1993)

Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor

Quotes 

• Jill : The family is always together on Christmas. We hang our stockings together. We talk to relatives on the phone. You have your new saxophone so you can play along while we sing carols and I'm going to make nana's special oyster pecan stuffing.

  Tim : [Gagging]  Do you suppose there's room for one more skier in that car?

• Jill : We're always together at Christmas, even that year your father fell down the chimney. We were together. We were in the emergency room but we were together.

• Tim : This weekend is the Tool Time marathon. 40 straight hours of Tim and Al hijinks.

  Jill : It's also Christmas.

  Tim : It's also Christmas.

• Tim : You lied in church on Christmas Eve? Watch out for those lightning bolts. God doesn't like that stuff.

  Jill : At least I'm not begging the Almighty for two touchdowns and a field goal.

• Tim : I would have loved to make Brad come here against his will.

  Jill : That's a great vision for Christmas Eve: The four of us singing hymns, you with Brad in a headlock.

• Jill : [In church]  Where are you going?

  Tim : Um, to the little boys' room to take a pew.