Home Improvement (TV Series)

'Twas the Flight Before Christmas (1995)

Tom Poston: The Clerk

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Quotes 

• Tim : Excuse me, can you tell us where the main terminal is?

  The Clerk : Take two giant steps forward.

• The Clerk : Would you gentlemen care for some flight insurance?

  Tim , Al Borland : No!

  The Clerk : Okay, but if your plane crashes, you'll be sorry.