- Tim: [Tim and Al are at a bar after Mr. Binford has passed away] Crying won't bring him back!
- Al: That isn't the point! You suffered a big loss! We all did!
- [starts to cry]
- Tim: Come on, pull it together, will you, Al?
- Al: Well, I didn't really need that spigot! I just thought it'd be great to have hot chocolate once in a while!
- Tim: [customers are staring at Al, who is shaking from crying so hard] It devastates him when they run out of corn nuts!