Home Improvement (TV Series)

At Sea (1996)

Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor

Quotes 

• Angela : [Angela and Brad are on the bed making out, Jill comes home, puts her keys down and starts picking up the laundry. She then goes upstairs to pick up laundry in Brad's room, opens the door and Brad and Angela leap of the bed; with Angela getting her things and leaving] 

  [quickly] 

  Angela : Hi, Mrs Taylor! Just getting my book, so I can't stay and talk. I love your hair!

  [quickly leaves] 

  Brad Taylor : [calling after Angela]  Angela! I'll call you later!

  [to Jill] 

  Brad Taylor : So, Mom, what are you doing home?

  Jill Taylor : [Jill is in a state of shock after what she just saw]  My class was cancelled.

  [to Brad] 

  Jill Taylor : What do you have to say for yourself?

  Brad Taylor : [trying to butter his mum up to get out of her lecture]  Well, your hair looks kind of good right now.

  Jill Taylor : Brad, what were you doing with a girl in your bedroom?

  Brad Taylor : Um, nothing.

  Jill Taylor : When I walked through that door, it didn't look like nothing.

  Brad Taylor : Well, you wouldn't have seen anything if you would've knocked!

  Jill Taylor : Don't get smart with me! You know you're not allowed to have a girl in your room when we're not home!

  Brad Taylor : Yeah well, it's not going to be a problem! She's probably not going to come back thanks to you!

  Jill Taylor : Oh, excuse me! You have a girl on your bed... I catch you, and... I'm the bad guy?

  Brad Taylor : Mom, I didn't do anything wrong!

  Jill Taylor : Really? Well, what would've happened if I'd hadn't come just now?

  Brad Taylor : [walking out of the room]  It's none of your business! I mean, you think I'm going to talk to you about my sex life?

  Jill Taylor : [Jill gasps in a state of shock, turns around and whispers to herself]  "Sex life?"