Home Improvement (TV Series)

Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble (1991)

Al Fann: Felix Myman

Quotes 

• Jill Taylor : Tim, the stove won't light. What did you do to it?

  Tim Taylor : Nothing.

  Felix Myman : Oh, that was us. We had to shut the gas off.

  Tim Taylor : Why?

  Felix Myman : Well Tim, when you broke open that water main, we were afraid that you hit the gas line too, so we shut them both off to be safe.

  Jill Taylor : Should we worry?

  Felix Myman : Oh no no... it's not like you're gonna get blown up or somethin'!

• Tim Taylor : [Tim is in the backyard with the whirlpool bath. Felix comes out the door from inside with a tape measure]  Well there's Felix right now.

  Felix Myman : Hey Tim. We can't get the whirlpool up the stairs. Somebody measured it wrong.

  Tim Taylor : I was the one that--

  [Realises that he's being recorded] 

  Tim Taylor : Hey, turn that-- Get that off!

  [Tim pushes the cameraman away and the screen becomes static]