Home Improvement (TV Series)

Crazy for You (1993)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

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• Tim : Wilson, let's say you didn't have my phone number and you wanted to call me.

  Wilson : I have your phone number, Tim.

  Tim : But what if you didn't?

  Wilson : I suppose I'd ask you for it.

  Tim : But what if you didn't know me?

  Wilson : Then why would I want to call you?

• Tim : Did you hear that, Al? She dreams about me every night.

  Al Borland : It sounds like she has a sleeping disorder.

• Tim : Hey guys, have you decided what you're gonna be for Halloween?

  Brad Taylor : We're going to be the 3 Stooges.

  Tim : YESSS! That's great! I grew up with those guys. I love those guys. The Stooges, Moe for his leadership qualities, Larry for his quick wit, Curly for his ability to go "Woo woo woo woo woo woo".

• Tim : Einstein was a big Stooge fan. Why do you think he wore his hair like Larry's.