Home Improvement (TV Series)

Dead Weight (1999)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

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• Tim Taylor : Bud's handed Tool Time over to some hotshot young producer who wants me to stage explosions. He wants more danger on Tool Time.

  Jill Taylor : More danger? You already have higher insurance rates than the Knieval family.

• Al Borland : Gosh, there are so many details. I have to notify the rest of the family. I have to find a minister. Oh gosh, I have to buy Mother a burial plot!

  Tim Taylor : That could get pricey.

• Tim Taylor : As most of you know, I've spent a lot of years making fun of Alma on Tool Time, but what you probably don't know is that she was, and there's no delicate way to say this, but she was a huge fan. She had a great sense of humor and a great spirit about her. Everywhere Alma went, she left a big impression. That was her favorite joke.

• Tim Taylor : I'm proud of the fact all the accidents on this show are a result of my legitimately stupid mistakes.