"Home Improvement" Heavy Meddle (TV Episode 1992) - Patricia Richardson as Jill Taylor

Jill : How's it going in there?

Al Borland : Well, right now Tim and Hank are explaining to Bob just what it feels like to be pregnant.

Wanda : Oh yeah, right! The day one of those HeMen goes to the John and shoots a 9 pound ham out of his butt, then he can talk!
Tim Taylor : Why do you always have to fix people up?

Jill : Everybody does that.

Tim Taylor : Everybody *doesn't* do that. Women do that. Guys don't sit around and go "Boy Frank, we gotta find somebody for him. All he does is go to that great job, watch football, drink beer and race his car on the weekends. His life is just so empty!"
Jill : Wilson, do you think humans are more important than machines?

Wilson : Without a doubt. Although, I *am* awfully fond of my waffle maker.

Jill : Well could you *please* tell that to the knucklehead I'm married to?

Wilson : Oh, he knows. He's had my waffles.
Jill : [Looking at Tim's hot rod] So... this is the front?

Tim Taylor : Yes Jill... and look over here.

[Takes her hand and walks her to the rear of the car]

Tim Taylor : The back!
Jill : [Tim and Jill are underneath the hot rod, on crawlers, looking at the engine. Tim starts snuggling up to Jill] Tim?

Tim Taylor : Hm?

Jill : I thought you were going to show me the engine.

Tim Taylor : I call this my engine!

Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor