Tim does a Star Trek (1966) Captain's Log. Tim Allen stared in Galaxy Quest (1999), a parody of Star Trek.
In real life Tim Allen did write several books Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man as well as I'm not really here.
Tim says "Bingo, Bango, Bongo". If he'd said "Irving", he'd have named the members of the rock band The Mosquitoes from "Gilligan's Island"