Home Improvement (TV Series)

The Long and Winding Road: Part 1 (1999)

Tom McCleister: Butch

Quotes 

• Al Borland : Butch, why don't you tell us all what you're into?

  Butch : Lubrication. I believe a good home is a quiet home. No squeaks, creaks or hums. So, I always keep a can or two of oil on hand.

  Sue : [scoffs]  A can or two? He oils everything we own. He's like the

  [bleep] 

  Sue : Tin Man.

  Tim Taylor : Hey, hey, hey, hey. Let's just try to settle down, okay?

  Al Borland : Tim's right. We don't allow off-color language on this show.

  Butch : That's right, Sue. So, shut your

  [bleep] 

  Butch : mouth.

  Tim Taylor : Would you?

  Sue : Oh, yeah?

  [Bleep, bleep] 

  Sue : And the horse you rode in on.

  Tim Taylor : Hey, Wandell, do something about this.

  Morgan Wondell : Yeah, you go, girl!