Home Improvement (TV Series)

The Old College Try (1998)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

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Quotes 

• Tim : For 60 minutes, they picked my brain clean.

  Brad : So what did you do for the other 59 minutes?

• Tim : Eight pieces of pizza and I'm still laughing. It wasn't very funny in the car with the windows rolled up, was it?

• Felix Mymnan : [Thanks to Tim, the water pipes are groaning loudly, fit to burst]  I know that sound from when I worked on a sub in the navy.

  Tim : What happens now?

  Felix Myman : I'm going AWOL.

  [Exits] 

  Al : Me too.

  [Exits] 

  Tim : [to camera]  I'm going down.

• Tim : Hello Jill.

  Mark , Randy : Goodbye Mom.

• Tim Taylor : Hello Jill.

  Randy , Mark : Goodbye Mom.