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Brendon's Choice (2001)

Brendon Small: Brendon Small

Quotes 

• Melissa Robbins : You had an affair? And now she's trying to kill us? How could you?

  Brendon : I'm sorry.

  Melissa Robbins : Who is she?

  Brendon : Just some woman.

  Melissa Robbins : Is it because I'm fat?

  Brendon : No... In fact, she's fat too.

• [Brendon, Melissa and Jason have won a trophy for Best Young Filmmakers of the Year] 

  Brendon : All right, uh, so I'll keep it for the first day, Melissa, uh, keeps it for the second day, and Jason will keep it for the third day, and we'll keep doing it like that for... the rest of our lives.

  Melissa Robbins : Okay.

  Jason : What if, um, one of us gets hit by a car and then it gets mangled?

  Brendon : Then you miss your turn.

• Dixie Smithley : Excuse me... hi! Hi! I'm Dixie Smithley from Channel 1 News and I wanted to congratulate you kids on your award!

  Brendon : Oh!...

  Dixie Smithley : I'd love to do a piece on you three kids!

  Jason : You mean, um... beat us up?