- Meldrick Lewis: You boys have a good trip down?
- Paul Falsone: I can't prove it, but I'm pretty sure that in another life, Briscoe and Munch were married.
- Paul Falsone: You know, I was thinking of printing up one of those bikini calendars. You know, "The Cops of Baltimore" type thing?
- Detective Rey Curtis: What happened?
- Paul Falsone: You seen the cops in Baltimore?
- Detective Rey Curtis: You're right. Munch in a thong would be a little hard on the eyes.