How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM (2006)

Shaheed Rasheed: Little Boy

Quotes 

• Robin Scherbatsky : [In Lily's class]  ... And so the life of a television reporter is very rewarding, and I strongly urge you to consider it as a career. Thank you.

  [Girl puts up her hand] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : Yeah?

  Little Girl #1 : Do you have a fiancé?

  Lily Aldrin : Marshall was here yesterday. They just learned the word "fiancé."

  Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, no, I don't have a fiancé.

  Little Girl #1 : Then who do you live with?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Well, actually, I've got five dogs.

  Little Girl #1 : Don't you get lonely?

  Robin Scherbatsky : [With emphasis]  No, I've got FIVE dogs.

  Little Girl #1 : My grandma has five cats and she gets lonely.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Well, yeah, that's cats. I'm not some pathetic cat lady. Not that your grandmother is...

  [Trails off] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : Does anyone else have a...? Yes?

  Little Boy #1 : Are you a lesbian?

  Robin Scherbatsky : No, are you? Just because a woman lives alone doesn't mean she's a les...

  [Lily interrupts her] 

  Lily Aldrin : Okay, let's have a big hand for Robin the reporter.