How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Limo (2005)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Quotes
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Barney Stinson : Ted, come on. We have an hour and a half before midnight I don't want to be kissing Ranjit.
Ranjit : You don't know what you're missing.
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Barney Stinson : You know why the phone lines are tied up, is everybody's calling their loved ones. Everyone but Barney...
[the others laugh]
Barney Stinson : Oh, sure. Laugh. Laugh for Barney Stinson! Laugh for the sad clown on whirling carousel of suits, cigars, bimbos and booze. Round and round it goes, and where's it all going? Nowhere...
Robin Scherbatsky : Is this just 'cause you lost your "Get Psyched" mix?
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Barney Stinson : Not-Moby took my "get-psyched" mix!
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Barney Stinson : People often ask me "Barney how is that you're so psyched so much of the time"?
Lily Aldrin : By who? Who asks you that?
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Robin Scherbatsky : You're not Moby, are you?
Not Moby : Who?
Robin Scherbatsky : Moby... the recording artist, Moby.
Not Moby : No.
Barney Stinson : But when we said, "Hey, Moby," you said, "Yeah."
Not Moby : I thought you said "Tony."
Ted Mosby : So your name is Tony?
Not Moby : No.
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Lily Aldrin : Who was that guy?
Barney Stinson : Well, we know it's not Moby and it's not Tony.
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Barney Stinson : The first time I rode in a limo I was five. I was on the way to my grandfather's funeral. I suppose, in a way, I still am.
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Barney Stinson : This mix is my pride and joy. I never leave home without it.
Not Moby : Oh, that's how I feel about Janice here.
[Pulls out a gun]
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Lily Aldrin : So where are you from, Natalya?
Barney Stinson : She... who knows. The former Soviet republic of Drunk-Off-Her-Ass-Istan?
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Ted Mosby : Yes, Barney, your submissions were received and no, we will not be attending any parties in your pants.
Barney Stinson : But you enjoyed the e-vite, right? Thas an actual picture of my pants.
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Barney Stinson : We couldn't go back for Natalya, a human being, but we do have time for hot dogs?
Marshall Eriksen : Yeah, we like hot dogs.
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Barney Stinson : Oh, wait, wait, wait. We have to turn around. We left Natalya.
Lily Aldrin : Barney, none of us really liked her.
Barney Stinson : WHAT?
Lily Aldrin : Sorry.
Barney Stinson : Oh, very nice, Lily. You know, she is a guest in this country. So while you may choose to turn your back on her, I choose to turn my front on her!
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Barney Stinson : Ranjit! Dude, you're driving a limo now. That's awesome.
Ranjit : I've moved up in the world.