I Love Lucy (TV Series)
New Neighbors (1952)
Allen Jenkins: Police Sergeant Morton
Quotes
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Lucy Ricardo : They're going to kill us.
Police Sergeant : Why would they do that?
Lucy Ricardo : So they can assume our identities and blow up the capitol.
Police Sergeant : This is serious.
Lucy Ricardo : You're darned right it is! These people are spies from a foreign enemy agent.
Police Sergeant : What are their names?
Lucy Ricardo : O'Brien!
Police Sergeant : Lady, have you been nipping the cooking sherry?
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Lucy Ricardo : I'm living on borrowed time. It was only by a very clever ruse that I managed to escape from their apartment.
Police Sergeant : What was that?
Lucy Ricardo : I pretended to be a chair.
Police Sergeant : I don't think the police can help you madam, why don't you call an upholsterer?
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Lucy Ricardo : What do I do?
Police Sergeant : Don't worry madam, just relax, and one day you may grow up to be a nice big sofa!