It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Charlie Wants an Abortion (2005)

Rob McElhenney: Mac

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• Mac : [yelling outside an abortion clinic]  Pro-choice is pro-death!

  Megan : Wow! Great rhetoric!

  Mac : Thank you.

  Megan : Hey, you're really hardcore, aren't you?

  Mac : Oh, well, you know. I mean, if you really want to see hardcore...

  [pulls out a paper and gives it to Megan] 

  Megan : What's this?

  Mac : That's the list of doctors I'm gonna kill.

  Megan : There's two already crossed out.

  Mac : Yeah, I know.

• Mac : I hate dead baby fetuses, you know why? Because they are dead and they shouldn't be. They should be alive, and they should be loved.

• Mac : [on abortion]  It's nobody's choice! It should be left up to God!

  Dee Reynolds : Is he jo...? Is that...? Are you... joking?

  Mac : No, it's not a joke! You remember Genesis? Book two, verse three: And he breatheth into the nostrils of Adam on the first day and it was good.

  Dee Reynolds : Right in his nostrils, huh? Sounds really uncomfortable.

  Dennis Reynolds : [to Mac]  You're making an asshole out of yourself.

• Dee Reynolds : Well, I'm going to go, at least one pro-choice voice will be heard.

  Mac : One? There was, like, tons of those chicks at the last one.

  Dennis Reynolds : Which side had more?

  Dee Reynolds : Oh, which one do you think? I one that cares about protecting womens bodies or the one thats run by the religious right?

  Dennis Reynolds : Probably the side you're going to. I'm going to fight for the right to choose.