It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Charlie Wants an Abortion (2005)

Kaitlin Olson: Dee Reynolds

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• Dee Reynolds : Did you have sex with her?

  Charlie Kelly : Yeah.

  Dee Reynolds : Well, did you use birth control?

  Dennis Reynolds : Whoa, Dee, we're from a Catholic school.

  Dee Reynolds : So, premarital sex is all right, but you're not allowed to use birth control?

  Charlie Kelly : Okay, now you're just twisting words around and getting cute.

• Dee Reynolds : [on her pro-choice poster]  Viva la Vulva

• Dennis Reynolds : I think all these chicks are gay.

  Dee Reynolds : Yeah, I don't know that they're gay. I think they can just smell how disgusting you are.

• Tommy : You're ugly.

  Charlie Kelly : You're ugly.

  Tommy : You're ugly!

  Charlie Kelly : You are the one that's ugly!

  Dee Reynolds : Charlie, Jesus Christ! Are you almost 30? Are you almost 30 years old?

  Charlie Kelly : Yes.

  Tommy : You have to buy me a toy.

  Charlie Kelly : I don't have to buy you shit!

  Tommy : If you don't buy me anything, I'm gonna telly my mom you took me to a black people's hospital!

• Mac : [on abortion]  It's nobody's choice! It should be left up to God!

  Dee Reynolds : Is he jo...? Is that...? Are you... joking?

  Mac : No, it's not a joke! You remember Genesis? Book two, verse three: And he breatheth into the nostrils of Adam on the first day and it was good.

  Dee Reynolds : Right in his nostrils, huh? Sounds really uncomfortable.

  Dennis Reynolds : [to Mac]  You're making an asshole out of yourself.

• Dee Reynolds : You're gonna throw away all your convictions for a chance to get laid?

  Dennis Reynolds : I don't really have any convictions.

• Dee Reynolds : Well, I'm going to go, at least one pro-choice voice will be heard.

  Mac : One? There was, like, tons of those chicks at the last one.

  Dennis Reynolds : Which side had more?

  Dee Reynolds : Oh, which one do you think? I one that cares about protecting womens bodies or the one thats run by the religious right?

  Dennis Reynolds : Probably the side you're going to. I'm going to fight for the right to choose.

• Dee Reynolds : Charlie, what in the hell are you gonna do if this kid's yours?

  Charlie Kelly : Oh, I don't know, I'll probably, uh, kill myself.