It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
Charlie Wants an Abortion (2005)
Spencer Daniels: Tommy
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Quotes
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Charlie Kelly : Today's a big day for me, Tommy.
Tommy : Why?
Charlie Kelly : Well, today is probably the best chance I'm ever gonna have of hooking up with this girl, so, uh... Look at me, look at me for a second, pal.
[kneels]
Charlie Kelly : Okay, do me a favor. If you're good today, I'm gonna buy you anything you want. Anything in the world, all right?
[Tommy spits on Charlie]
Charlie Kelly : Oh, my God! I will smash your face into a... into a jelly!
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Tommy : You're ugly.
Charlie Kelly : You're ugly.
Tommy : You're ugly!
Charlie Kelly : You are the one that's ugly!
Dee Reynolds : Charlie, Jesus Christ! Are you almost 30? Are you almost 30 years old?
Charlie Kelly : Yes.
Tommy : You have to buy me a toy.
Charlie Kelly : I don't have to buy you shit!
Tommy : If you don't buy me anything, I'm gonna telly my mom you took me to a black people's hospital!
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Tommy : What is this place?
Charlie Kelly : Uh... this is a place where we're gonna see a special friend of mine.
Tommy : Why?
Charlie Kelly : Because he's going to help us figure something very important out. It's gonna be good to know.
Tommy : Why?
Charlie Kelly : Because I said so. No more questions, okay buddy?
Tommy : Why?
Charlie Kelly : Stop saying "why".
Tommy : Why?
Charlie Kelly : Stop it. I don't like this game.
Tommy : Why?
Charlie Kelly : Is this a game? Are you taunting me with a game?
Tommy : Why?
