It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Charlie Wants an Abortion (2005)

Cormac Bluestone: Jimmy Doyle

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Charlie Kelly : Jimmy Doyle?

  Jimmy Doyle : Yeah? Who are you?

  Charlie Kelly : Charlie Kelly.

  Jimmy Doyle : Yeah? Do I know you?

  Charlie Kelly : From high school.

  Jimmy Doyle : Oh, yeah. I didn't recognize you without all your acne.

  Charlie Kelly : [chuckles]  All right, I need to talk to you about your kid.

  Jimmy Doyle : Why?

  Charlie Kelly : Uh, let's see. Because your kid, Tommy, has serious emotional problems.

  Jimmy Doyle : Why?

  Charlie Kelly : Oh, I don't know. Maybe because you're not there for him as a father.

  Jimmy Doyle : Why?

  Charlie Kelly : [short pause; double take]  Are you kidding me? Is this your little game? Like father, like son?

  Jimmy Doyle : Why?

  Charlie Kelly : Is this what you're doing? Is this what you're doing to me?

  Jimmy Doyle : Why?