It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
The Gang Finds a Dead Guy (2005)
Kaitlin Olson: Dee Reynolds
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Quotes
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Charlie Kelly : I'll tell you what. I'll go with you, but you have to let me borrow your car any time I want.
Dee Reynolds : No.
Charlie Kelly : Every now and then.
Dee Reynolds : No.
Charlie Kelly : One time.
Dee Reynolds : All right.
Charlie Kelly : And, you have to take me to lunch twice a week for a year.
Dee Reynolds : No, I don't.
Charlie Kelly : Once a week.
Dee Reynolds : Nuh-uh.
Charlie Kelly : Today.
Dee Reynolds : Okay.
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Dee Reynolds : [upon finding someone slumped over in a booth] Who's this?
Mac : I don't know. I've never seen him before.
Dee Reynolds : Well, can you get him out of here? He stinks.
Mac : [walking over to the man] Hey, let's go. Oh, my Je... oh, my God! He shit his pants, Dee. Dee, he shit his pants.
Dee Reynolds : Oh, I don't want to know that.
Mac : [groans and grabs a pool stick] I'm gonna poke him with this. Get up, old man. This isn't the American Legion. Wake up! Yo!
Dee Reynolds : What's the matter?
Mac : He won't wake up.
Dee Reynolds : Well, poke him harder in his ribs.
Mac : [continuing to poke the man] Wake up, old man. Wake up!
[the man falls over to his side]
Mac : Holy shit. That bitch is dead.
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Dee Reynolds : Oh, you are being ridiculous. He's a professional football player.
Mac : No, look, I'm not talking about killing the guy. I'm just talking about going up there with a group of dudes and intimidate him, maybe break his arm.
Dee Reynolds : You can't break Tom Brady's arm.
Mac : Oh, yes I can! No more Super Bowls for that pretty boy.