It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Underage Drinking: A National Concern (2005)

Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds

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Quotes 

• Dennis Reynolds : What the hell is going on?

  Charlie Kelly : That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kanallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timny at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because you know, she thought that Trey secretly liked Erin Henebry, but he doesn't like Erin Henebry, it was all a bunch of bull.

  Dee Reynolds : [wanders over]  What is happening?

  Charlie Kelly : That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because...

  Mac : Okay, you know what, Charlie? You gotta stop, honestly.

• Mac : These kids are wasted, bro. I thought we were cutting them off?

  Dennis Reynolds : I am cutting them off. These kids haven't had more than three drinks each. Plus, there's so much water in them, they're probably more hydrated than they ever have been in there entire lives.

• Charlie Kelly : Remember how great high school was? All those parties, no responsibilities...

  Mac : High school was the best.

  Dennis Reynolds : Do you guys even remember high school? I don't think it happened the way you think.

  Mac : What do you mean?

  Dennis Reynolds : What I mean Mac, is that the only reason you got to hang out with me and the other cool kids is because you sold us all weed. Everybody thought that you were an asshole.

  Mac : I was popular!

  Charlie Kelly : What are you talking about? Mac was very popular. And I like to think that I was pretty popular myself.

  Mac : You were!

  Dennis Reynolds : No, he was. You were popular like a... like a clown is popular.

  Charlie Kelly : What?

  Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, you made us all laugh, and all the guys knew that you couldn't sleep with their girlfriends.

  Mac : Whatever dude. The only reason you got laid is because you dated freshmen.

  Charlie Kelly : Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've always had that creepy thing with younger girls.

  Dennis Reynolds : I do not.

  Charlie Kelly : You're not in high school anymore, pal. So you better keep it in your pants, because it's kind of creepy.

  Dennis Reynolds : You want to know what's creepy? You guys sniffing glue in your mom's basement, Charlie. That's creepy.

  [Mac and Charlie become quiet] 

  Charlie Kelly : [after a long pause]  Tim Murphy slept with your prom date.