- Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: [sashaying up to a guard] Hey.
- Guard 1: Nice boobs.
- Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Thanks.
- [takes out the guard with a swift kick to the head]
- Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: I hate it when guys stare at my boobs.
- Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: How would I know you had a hand in this, Webb?
- Special Agent Clayton Webb: I have a hand in everything.
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: I want to know everything you know. If I find out you're withholding anything I will do you serious damage.
- Special Agent Clayton Webb: I'm not in your chain of command.
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: No, but you are in my line of fire, Mr. Webb.