- Rochester Van Jones: [brings in groceries] I think next week I'm going to have to shop at a different market.
- Jack Benny: Why? What's wrong with our regular market?
- Rochester Van Jones: Well, you know how they always charge less for cans that are bent?
- Jack Benny: Yeah?
- Rochester Van Jones: Well, this morning they caught me bending them.
- Jack Benny: [admiring a photo] What a dollface! Such a beautiful complexion, lovely lips, sparkling eyes...
- Rochester Van Jones: Yeah, boss. That's the best picture you ever had taken.
- Jack Benny: I'm looking at Miss Livingston, for heaven sake! How could I say that about my picture?
- Rochester Van Jones: Without your glasses on, you could say that about a garbage truck.