Jack Benny: Jack Benny

Quotes 

• Rochester Van Jones : What's the matter, Boss?

  Jack Benny : Rochester, I just answered the phone. Who was ever on the other end hung up!

  Rochester Van Jones : How do you know they hung up?

  Jack Benny : How do I know? I heard the click. I distinctly heard the sound of a click.

  Rochester Van Jones : Well, maybe they were using a payphone, and that sound you heard was the dropping of a dime.

  Jack Benny : [scoffs]  Oh, the dropping of a dime - I've known that sound since I was two years old.