- Rochester Van Jones: What's the matter, Boss?
- Jack Benny: Rochester, I just answered the phone. Who was ever on the other end hung up!
- Rochester Van Jones: How do you know they hung up?
- Jack Benny: How do I know? I heard the click. I distinctly heard the sound of a click.
- Rochester Van Jones: Well, maybe they were using a payphone, and that sound you heard was the dropping of a dime.
- Jack Benny: [scoffs] Oh, the dropping of a dime - I've known that sound since I was two years old.