Groucho Marx: Groucho Marx

Quotes 

• Groucho Marx : [During a mock "You Bet Your Life" skit]  What is your name, sir?

  Jack Benny : Forsythe. Ronald Forsythe.

  Groucho Marx : Ronald, huh? It was Rodney during rehearsal.

• Sailor : I just enlisted in the navy and I've never been on a battleship. I've never seen action.

  Groucho Marx : You've got a lot to learn, sailor. When sailors see action, they're not on a battleship, they're on shore leave.