- J.B. Willoby: Let's see what this summons says. Oh, there's no trouble here. I can get you out of this, just like that.
- Jack Benny: Why? What are you gonna do?
- J.B. Willoby: Well, we'll go into court, and you'll plead insanity.
- Jack Benny: Insanity? But I'm not insane!
- J.B. Willoby: Yes, I know it, and you know it, but we'll never get twelve jurors to agree.