Eddie 'Rochester' Anderson: Rochester Van Jones

Quotes 

• Jack Benny : Boy, I could sure use a massage. You know, these television shows - they're hard work.

  Rochester Van Jones : Yeah, it's tough on both of us.

  Jack Benny : What do you mean "both of us"?

  Rochester Van Jones : Boss, you only tell the jokes. I have to sit out there and laugh at 'em.