Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Mother of All Battles (2001)

Sab Shimono: Uncle

Quotes 

• Moma Tohru : Only antique I see here is the billy goat there!

  Uncle : "Billy goat!"

  Tohru : Mommy...

  Moma Tohru : Hush up!

  Uncle : Dragon Lady should watch her forked tongue unless she wants a piece of Uncle!

• Moma Tohru : Well?

  Uncle : No problem. Trade octopus for young ones... Wait! One problem!

  Moma Tohru : WHAT?

  Uncle : I have no octopus.

  Jade : [Jade enters with the octopus]  You do now. Pretty good for child, huh?

• Uncle : [to a gangmember]  Hand is quicker than the eye.

  [Uncle kicks him] 

  Uncle : But should have been watching foot!