- Dalong Wong: Rise, my army of darkness.
- Tarakudo: Your army?
- [Everyone gasps]
- Tarakudo: I am the one and only King of the Shadowkhan.
- Dalong Wong: Tarakudo? Awakened?
- Tarakudo: And ready to reclaim my Ninja Magic. A task for which I will require "assistance."
- Ratso: [the Darkhand starts to back away] Uh...
- Fin: We have to go check on dessert now.
- Capt. Black: [Tohru is just standing still as drums fly past him] Tohru!
- [Black tries to move Tohru]
- Capt. Black: Come on big fella! Trying to save you from a nasty bruise!
- [Black gets hit by a drum]
- Capt. Black: [Watching Jackie fall out of a plane] It's Jackie. And he doesn't appear to have a parachute.
- Uncle: Tohru! Catch Jackie.
- Tohru: When I was a child growing up in Japan, my mother told me of the Oni. Hideous horned demons, who would sneak into the rooms of disobedient children.
- Jackie: [Looking at Jade] And what did they want with these disobedient children?
- [Jade blows a raspberry]
- Tohru: The Oni would
- [Tohru gulps]
- Tohru: eat their souls. Eww!
- Tarakudo: Again? Who *are* these people?
- Ratso: Well, Jackie Chan's some kind of do-gooder.
- [Indicating Tohru]
- Ratso: And the big guy over there used to be one of us, but now he's on their side. And the old guy pointing the blowfish -
- [Ratso gets blasted and groans in pain]
- Uncle: Who else wants a piece of Uncle?