Karen: [crying] Art school loans up the yin-yang. An overweight cat to support. Rent I don't have. And, I just got the axe!
John Doe: Digger fired you?
Karen: [wipes her tears] No biggie! Because I decided I found my calling. Piano-playing gumshoe's assistant.
Karen: [stops crying and gets excited] John Doe Investigations! How may I direct your call? What do you say, moneybags? You'll see! I'm going to be the damn best assistant you never had!