The John Larroquette Show (TV Series)
The Unforgiven (1993)
John Larroquette: John Hemingway
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Quotes
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John : There's two old ladies, one of these nasty little poodles, and me in an elevator in New York. So, the poodle relieves himself on my leg. In my drunken state, I figure turnabout's fair play.
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John : Alright, that's it, Gene, you've gotta clean up that men's room! Something bit me in there!
Gene : It's not that bad.
John : Not that bad? The flies are holding their breath!
Gene : Well, I can call one of those cleaning services.
John : You're the janitor, I'm the manager. I'm telling you, clean it up.
Gene : You just don't get it, do you, John?