Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Back Issues (1997)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : So, you want to grace the pages of Blush? Well, I want my old ass back, but chances are that's not gonna happen. Still, the fact that you even made it this far is an accomplishment. You'd be amazed how many girls can't even find the building.

• Nina Van Horn : [to Maya]  Honey, I don't know who your agent is, but you need to grow six inches, lose twenty pounds, and find a hair dresser who gave up cocaine with everyone else.

• Elliot DiMauro : Nina, you've got to stop hiring these waify models.

  Nina Van Horn : Why?

  Elliot DiMauro : Because I turned on the fan and she blew into the wall.

• Nina Van Horn : [learning that Maya is Jack's daughter]  I'm sorry about earlier, but it's just that there is virtually no resemblance.

  Maya Gallo : Go away.

  Nina Van Horn : Oh, there it is.

• Nina Van Horn : So you're writing this month's advice column? Mind if I have a peek?

  Elliot DiMauro : Honey, you peaked years ago.