Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Back Issues (1997)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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Elliot DiMauro : Nina, you've got to stop hiring these waify models.
Nina Van Horn : Why?
Elliot DiMauro : Because I turned on the fan and she blew into the wall.
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Maya Gallo : Surely you realize that idolizing physical beauty is wrong.
Elliot DiMauro : Oh, really? Tell me what you thought, honestly, when you first saw Michaelangelo's David?
Maya Gallo : I thought it was an incredible sculputure.
Elliot DiMauro : That's right, because David is the perfect male form.
Maya Gallo : No, because Michaelangelo was a genius.
Elliot DiMauro : Imagine if Michaelangelo had sculpted it with the same artistry but made it to look like, say, me?
[poses like David]
Maya Gallo : It would still be a work of art.
Elliot DiMauro : How about now?
[pulls up his shirt to expose his flabby torso]
Maya Gallo : Fine, fine, you win.
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Nina Van Horn : So you're writing this month's advice column? Mind if I have a peek?
Elliot DiMauro : Honey, you peaked years ago.
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Elliot DiMauro : We're not the enemy here. We just like to look at beautiful things.
Maya Gallo : And who decides what's beautiful.
Elliot DiMauro : Oh, I do. That's the best part.