Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Back Issues (1997)
Emily Procter: Anchorwoman
Quotes
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Anchorwoman : Police officials tell me gang violence is down from last year. Police tell me they credit the decrease to the removal of the frontal lobe of my brain. And in a related story, I wet myself.
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Anchorwoman : Who wrote this garbage? "Police report that gang violence is down this year"?
Maya Gallo : That would be my garbage.
Anchorwoman : How many times have I told you? It's "police tell *me* that gang violence is down." That way, it appears that I'm involved in the story.
Maya Gallo : You're right. People would like to see you involved in gang violence.
