- Jack suddenly announces his retirement and puts Maya in charge. He tries to escape an office farewell party in his honor.
- Its business as usual at Blush magazine when Jack (George Segal) announces that he is retiring and that Mya (Laura San Giacomo) will be taking over. Mya, Elliot (Enrico Colantoni), Nina (Wendy Malick), and Finch (David Spade) are clueless and must come to terms with Jacks decision to leave and Nina insists Jack is having sexual problems.
Later Mya finds Elliot crying about Jacks retirement. Jack discovered Elliot selling photos in the street and feels eternally grateful. As Mya and Elliot reminese, Elliot takes the opportunity to ask Mya if being sad makes her horney. Myas reply is no.
Then Finch and Mya are talking in the coffee/ break area as he incisively compliments her breasts. Mya informs Finch to stop sucking up. Finch expresses his sadness about Jacks retirement as Mya reassures him that everything will be ok and they will all have to adapt. As Finch leaves Nina enters telling the story of how she met Jack. In 1971 they met at an orgy where Jack was trying to make love to a model but couldnt take his pants off with his shoes on. He finally gave up and made it home for Myas birthday party. Mya gives a fake laugh and Kevin (Brian Posehn) expresses his sadness at Jacks retirement and tells Mya a story about running into Jack at the park.
All four decide to throw Jack a surprise going away party to show their appreciation and their love for Jack. Before they surprise Jack, Mya asks Finch why a half naked model is in the lobby. He explains that she is going to jump out of the cake. Mya asks where the cake is and Finch tells her it s at his apartment.
Mya calls Jack out of the office and to everyones surprise Jack is not receptive to the party as Blush employees cry out surprise- , and barricades himself in his office. Just then Kevin comes strolling into the lobby dressed like Shirley Temple singing On the Good Ship Lollipop.
Mya tries to get into the office and Finch shows her a secret passage that will allow entry into Jacks office. As Mya enters the office Jack scolds her about the party and he tells her that its too hard to say goodbye. Jack tries to escape and bumps heads with Dennis, then Nina, and finally Elliot. Mya makes a toast and tearful good-byes are exchanged as Jack explains how he loves each one. Nina gives Jack a passionate kiss goodbye and expresses her thanks for the kidney that he forced Finch to donate.
Finch performs a rap for the gang. There s this bro Gallo, is he shallow? No, he s just gots to go. Where? I dont know. All the sudden he s Han Sol. So I stay awhile, make you smile like Gomer Pyle I look up to you like the cops in King Kong Chinese to ping pong slap it on the bing bong.
Jack is finally convinced to attend his party as he tells the group he wouldn t trade the time he spent for anything. Jack takes a second look at his office and second thinks the secret passage. He then turns out the light and closes the door.
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