Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Nina's Birthday (1997)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

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Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : There was this guy at the Times who hated my guts for no reason. Wait, I may have slept with his girlfriend. He used to take pot shots at me during editorial meetings. But did I hit back?

  Maya : No, you charmed him to your side.

  Jack Gallo : That's right. He became my biggest supporter. He even gave me five grand to start this magazine. You know what happened the day I was to pay him back? He dropped dead. Pure profit, Maya.

• Elliot : Hey, Jack, can I play with your laser pointer?

  Jack Gallo : No, I traded it in for a whistle that only birds can hear.

  [blows whistle] 

  Jack Gallo : I don't know. I guess I'm a sucker for nature.

  [bird slams into window]