Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Nina's Birthday (1997)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Nina : I'm so hungry, I could eat a whole sandwich.

• Nina : Hello, my dear, dear friends. Although your names elude me, your presence is no less important.

• [Nina is late for a meeting and is unapologetic] 

  Nina : I was having sex with a man almost half my age! And you know who I have to thank for it?

  Elliot : The man who invented chloroform?

• Maya : Whoa, back up! You lived with Andy Warhol?

  Nina : Well, not exactly lived. I spent three days chained to his radiator. Performance art my foot.

• Maya : So what, Nina? You're still young.

  Nina : Maybe for a senator. A model is over the hill at twenty-eight. What does that make me?

  Maya : A legend.

  Nina : No, no. Invisible. Twenty years ago, I couldn't walk into a restaurant without every man in the room wanting me. Now the only way I can get a reaction is by dressing like an extra from Shogun.

• Nina : Who do you have to kill to get a drink around here?

  Maya : I have an idea.