Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Nina's Birthday (1997)

Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro

Quotes 

• Maya : What are you guys doing?

  Dennis Finch : We're pointing out women we'd like to sleep with.

  Elliot : Oh, I thought we were pointing out women we already slept with.

  Dennis Finch : I don't wanna play anymore.

• [Nina is late for a meeting and is unapologetic] 

  Nina : I was having sex with a man almost half my age! And you know who I have to thank for it?

  Elliot : The man who invented chloroform?

• Elliot : Hey, Jack, can I play with your laser pointer?

  Jack Gallo : No, I traded it in for a whistle that only birds can hear.

  [blows whistle] 

  Jack Gallo : I don't know. I guess I'm a sucker for nature.

  [bird slams into window] 

• Maya : Let's hear from someone who has an attention span longer than five seconds. Elliot?

  Elliot : Huh?