Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Nina's Birthday (1997)

Chris Hogan: Wally

Quotes 

• Wally : Hello, and welcome to Wallyphone. If you are Maya and have a great excuse for blowing me off, press one. If you don't have an excuse, press two.

  Maya : Wally, I'm sorry.

  Wally : For a selection of excuses available in your area, press three.

  Maya : Please forgive me.

  Wally : You have selected begging for mercy.

• Wally : Nina Van Horn the supermodel? That's the Nina you've been bitching about? Oh, my God! In junior high, I would stare at her bikini poster every night, sometimes twice a night.

• Wally : Hello, and welcome to Wallyphone. If you are Maya Gallo and have an excuse for blowing me off, press one now.