Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The Experiment (1997)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
Quotes
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Maya Gallo : You bought that?
Jack Gallo : Don't be so surprised. I'm going to be a hands-on dad. Dennis, get someone from maintenance to bulid this.
Maya Gallo : Wait. You know what would be more hands-on? Actually using your hands.
Jack Gallo : Fine. I'll call maintenance.
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Maya Gallo : You know, Finch, they're people. They deserve respect, you little freak.
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Derek : Where are the menus? I'm hungrier than a triceratops, and they had two stomachs.
Maya Gallo : Wow. You really know a lot about dinosaurs.
Derek : Yeah. I learned everything I know about 'em from this *really* intense place mat.
Maya Gallo : [nodes and smiles] Hmm...
Derek : I also know all the state capitals - quiz me.
Maya Gallo : [laughs] Oh, I don't know...
Derek : Come on!
Maya Gallo : All right; um, Alaska.
Derek : [enthusiastically] Pass!
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Neil : Hey, listen, if you're not busy later, I know this great restaurant in Little Italy and - actually, just north of Little Italy which, I guess, would make that Little Switzerland.
Maya Gallo : Okay, that is really nice, but I kinda have this rule against dating people on the job. It's sort a journalistic-ethics sort of thing.
Neil : Hey, I know where this is going, and I'm not gonna let you quit your job, all right? You're too good!
[moves toward door]
Neil : I'm just gonna walk out this door while you still have your dignity, all right?
[puts finger to lips in mock "quiet" signal, exits]
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Maya Gallo : Great. So, I have you two going in for interviews at a telemarketing firm. Do you have your résumés?
Derek : Here you go.
[hands Maya a folded piece of paper from his pocket]
Derek : I got rid of the modeling stuff like you asked me on the quote-unquote telephone.
Maya Gallo : [reading] "Gap Store: Liaison between denim and cash register." And, I see you misspelled "denim," "liaison," and "register."
Neil : Way to go with "cash," though.
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Maya Gallo : So, do you two have any questions?
Neil : Uh, yeah: Which one of us is supposed to be the handsome guy?
Derek : My agent told me that I was.
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Maya Gallo : Derek! Hi!
Derek : I got the job!
Maya Gallo : You did?
Derek : You would have been so impressed: I got through the whole thing without even giggling!
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Maya Gallo : And you, Elliot. When was the last time you dated someone who was less than perfect?
Elliot DiMauro : Rachel Drach.
Maya Gallo : November's cover model?
Elliot DiMauro : Her belly button was an outie.
Jack Gallo : What a waste.
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Maya Gallo : It must be tough being a male model.
Derek : Yeah. Why's that?
Maya Gallo : Well, everyone's so quick to judge. I mean, just because you do one thing doesn't mean you can't do something else.
Derek : I'm going to the bathroom. Time me!
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Maya Gallo : So, what do you want to talk about? Arts? Politics?
Derek : How about politics?
Maya Gallo : Yes, politics! I mean, no one would thing you would know about politics. You have ideas, I have ideas, we can have this back-and-forth...
Derek : [squeezes Maya's nose] Honk!
Maya Gallo : I have to break up with you.