Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The Experiment (1997)
George Segal: Jack Gallo
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Quotes
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Jack Gallo : Looks may help on the trivial stuff, but on the important stuff, uh-uh.
Dennis Finch : No, that's when a little thing called nepotism kicks in.
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Maya Gallo : You bought that?
Jack Gallo : Don't be so surprised. I'm going to be a hands-on dad. Dennis, get someone from maintenance to bulid this.
Maya Gallo : Wait. You know what would be more hands-on? Actually using your hands.
Jack Gallo : Fine. I'll call maintenance.
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Jack Gallo : Finally, it's finished. I'm done.
Dennis Finch : Jack, a fax just came for you.
Jack Gallo : Look at that, Dennis. With my own two hands, I built something that will give my daughter joy, and no one can take that away from me.
Dennis Finch : Except for the people at the Consumer Safety Commission. Toy's been recalled.
Jack Gallo : Whatever the hell for?
Dennis Finch : Allow me to demonstrate.
Dennis Finch : [picks up a piece from toy] I'm six to eighteen months old. Mmm, tasty, candy-like. I think I'll cram it down my esophagus.
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Jack Gallo : How did you get to be so cynical?
Elliot DiMauro : Jack, do you think these woman's shins are too long?
Jack Gallo : What a waste.
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Maya Gallo : And you, Elliot. When was the last time you dated someone who was less than perfect?
Elliot DiMauro : Rachel Drach.
Maya Gallo : November's cover model?
Elliot DiMauro : Her belly button was an outie.
Jack Gallo : What a waste.