Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The Experiment (1997)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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[after finding out Maya slept with Derek]
Elliot DiMauro : So, look who fell off her high horse.
Nina Van Horn : And climbed back up on a stallion.
Elliot DiMauro : Does the word hypocrite mean anything to you?
Dennis Finch : It certainly doesn't mean anything to Derek.
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Jack Gallo : How did you get to be so cynical?
Elliot DiMauro : Jack, do you think these woman's shins are too long?
Jack Gallo : What a waste.
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Maya Gallo : And you, Elliot. When was the last time you dated someone who was less than perfect?
Elliot DiMauro : Rachel Drach.
Maya Gallo : November's cover model?
Elliot DiMauro : Her belly button was an outie.
Jack Gallo : What a waste.