Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The Experiment (1997)
Kevin Weisman: Neil
Quotes
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Neil : Hey, listen, if you're not busy later, I know this great restaurant in Little Italy and - actually, just north of Little Italy which, I guess, would make that Little Switzerland.
Maya Gallo : Okay, that is really nice, but I kinda have this rule against dating people on the job. It's sort a journalistic-ethics sort of thing.
Neil : Hey, I know where this is going, and I'm not gonna let you quit your job, all right? You're too good!
[moves toward door]
Neil : I'm just gonna walk out this door while you still have your dignity, all right?
[puts finger to lips in mock "quiet" signal, exits]
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Maya Gallo : Great. So, I have you two going in for interviews at a telemarketing firm. Do you have your résumés?
Derek : Here you go.
[hands Maya a folded piece of paper from his pocket]
Derek : I got rid of the modeling stuff like you asked me on the quote-unquote telephone.
Maya Gallo : [reading] "Gap Store: Liaison between denim and cash register." And, I see you misspelled "denim," "liaison," and "register."
Neil : Way to go with "cash," though.
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Maya Gallo : So, do you two have any questions?
Neil : Uh, yeah: Which one of us is supposed to be the handsome guy?
Derek : My agent told me that I was.