Kim Possible (TV Series)
Crush (2002)
Will Friedle: Ron Stoppable
Quotes
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Ron : Subject: Joshua Wendell Mankey.
Kim : I meant about Drakken's plot!
Ron : Oh yeah, I've got nothing.
Kim : Wait, his middle name is Wendell?
Ron : Well, it could be.
Kim : You've obviously done your research.
Ron : I assure you, the rest of my report is completely factual.
Kim : Gossip you've heard around school?
Ron : Moving on. Mankey has rejected invitations to the Spirit Week Dance from the following:
[Rufus holds up a series of photos]
Ron : Courtney Loop, Maria Rodriguez, Natasha Putin, Julia Roberts - no relation - and, of course, Bonnie Rockwaller.
[Bonnie's portrait is a crudely drawn sketch]
Ron : No current photo was available.
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Ron : Never be normal! That's the Ron Stoppable motto.
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Ron : I'M A BON-DIGGITY DANCER!
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[Ron mugs for the security cameras to provide a distraction]
Ron : Wazzup! Naked Mole Rat TV is on the air!
Dr. Drakken : That voice...
Shego : It's Kim Possible's dopey sidekick.
Dr. Drakken : I can never remember his name.
Ron : It's Ron Stoppable, coming to you totally live, broadcasting from... wouldn't you like to know!
[Drakken follows the cable leading behind some crates, and motions to his henchmen]
Ron : Yes, evildoers it's the Rufus and Ron Show!
[a forklift bursts through the crates and pins Ron to the wall]
Dr. Drakken : You're canceled! Ha-ha-ha!
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Kim : Thanks for the lift, Heinrich.
Heinrich : Kim, you silly. It's the least I could do after you saved our village from that avalanche last year.
Kim : No big.
Ron : So, Heinrich, got any teenage daughters who might want to go to a big American dance party?
Heinrich : Nein!
Ron : Nine? One's plenty! Well, maybe two.
Heinrich : Nein means no!
[Heinrich slams the door shut and drives off]
Ron : Hey, wait a minute. I helped with that avalanche!
Kim : You started it.
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Kim : What's Drakken doing in a video game factory?
Ron : Duh. Do you know what this factory makes?
Kim : Video games?
Ron : The Z Boy. Only the fastest graphics system ever.
Kim : [scoffs] So, video games.
Ron : It's not even coming out back home until Christmas. It's the must have gift of the holiday season.
[He gasps]
Ron : Drakken's gonna steal Christmas!
Kim : Ron, I know my arch foe. Drakken wants to take over the world.
Ron : He wants to steal Christmas!
Kim : Take over the world.
Ron : Steal Christmas!
Kim : Take over the world.
Ron : Steal Christmas!
Kim : [she whispers] Take over the world.
Ron : [happily] Steal Christmas.
Kim : Shh! Fine, whatever.
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Ron Stoppable : Never be normal, that's the Ron Stoppable motto.