King of the Hill (TV Series)
'Twas the Nut Before Christmas (2000)
Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer
Quotes
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Hank : Hey, this is perfect. Tomorrow, Christmas service falls right between the Aloha Bowl and the Oahu Bowl.
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Hank : I've had about enough of this Christmas crap!
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[Bill has built a Santa's village in his front yard]
Peggy Hill : It looks like a carnival. I wonder how Jesus feels about this.
Hank : It's Christmas AND Bill's happy. I'll tell you how Jesus feels: great.
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Hank : Sorry Bobby, it's rated TV-14. The last time I checked, you were still 13.
Bobby Hill : Oh come on, Dad. I tell ya what, I'll just close my eyes when things get too *colorful*.
Hank : Nice try, mister, but I've seen the way you watch TV. You never blink.
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Hank : I've thrown out propane tanks that would make a better son than Wally.