King of the Hill (TV Series)

A Fire-fighting We Will Go (1999)

Earl Houston Bullock: Heck Dorland

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : [Finishing up his part of the story of how the firehouse burned down]  Wait a minute I remember seeing some kind of yellow light in the mirror, I know what caused the fire somebody plugged in that stupid Alamo Beer sign, and I'll tell you who that somebody had to be

  [Dale starts to cry because he was the guilty one] 

  Hank Hill : that somebody had to be... Chet Elderson.

  Dale Gribble : I did not... Chet Elderson!

  Hank Hill : Yep Chet was always trying to plug it in, he loved that sign but the dang thing didn't work right, it threw off sparks and well it was just a real fire hazard, isn't that right Dale?

  Dale Gribble : Uh, yes Chet Elderson must've plugged that sign in last time he was at the station, what a moron, may he, may he rest in peace... right Bill?

  Bill Dauterive : Right, yeah it sounds like Chet.

  [Hank and Dale nod] 

  Boomhauer : I'll tell you what man don't you go dragging ol' Chet's name through the mud man, Dale's the one who did it man you know, dang ol' leave ol' Chet alone man.

  Heck Dorland : So each and everyone of you believes that Chet Elderson is the started that fire?

  [Everyone nods except for Bommhauer who groans] 

  Heck Dorland : Well it doesn't surprise me, I told him half a dozen times not to plug in that sign.