- Kahn Souphanousinphone, Sr.: Hey, it's a backyard golf course, regular redneck country club. How many food stamps it cost to play a round?
- [laughs]
- Minh Souphanousinphone: 9-Rivers turn us down 6 times already. Last time they send rejection letter, we not even mail in application.
- [after Hank discovers the attempts to gain his membership were a ruse]
- Hank Hill: I just have one last thing to ask you, Mr. Wasanasong - what and what accessories do I sell for a living?
- Ted Wasanasong: [long pause] Tractors?